🐱🖕Cute Middle Finger Plush Cat
🐱🖕Cute Middle Finger Plush Cat
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🐱🖕 "Purr-fectly Petty" – Middle Finger Plush Cat 🖕🐱
When cute meets catitude... This hilariously sassy feline plush comes with a permanent middle paw salute—because even your cat knows you deserve better.
😼 WHY IT’S ICONIC:
✔ "Soft But Savage" – Ultra-plush fur with fixed middle toe bean (no velcro, just pure sass)
✔ Great For: Cat lovers, chaotic gifters, and people who "meow" internally when annoyed
📦 INCLUDES:
4" squishmallow-level huggable cat (rage-cuddle approved)
Permanent middle paw (no take-backs)
🐾 PERFECT FOR:
Desk decor (HR-approved rebellion)
Gifts (tag: "For My Favorite Feline Menace")
Car dashboard (road rage, but make it whisker-twitching cute)
🚨 WARNING:
May cause sudden smirking (and unexplained urge to knock things off tables)
Not responsible for coworkers asking "Why is your cat plush judging me?"
🛍️ READY TO EMBRACE THE CAT-TITUDE?
