🐶🖕Cute middle finger plush French bulldog
🐶🖕Cute middle finger plush French bulldog
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🖕🐶 "Oui, I Said What I Said" – Middle Finger Frenchie Plush 🐶🖕
Meet the world’s sassiest snuggle rebel—a plush French Bulldog flipping the bird with Parisian-level audacity. Perfect for cuddling, passive-aggressive decor, or reminding the world that "non" is a full sentence.
💖 WHY IT’S ICONIC:
✔ "Fluffy But Fierce" – Ultra-soft plush with embroidered middle paw (for politely rude hugs)
✔ Great For: Frenchie lovers, chaos goblins, and people who smile sweetly while plotting revenge
📦 INCLUDES:
4" huggable Frenchie (fits perfectly in side-eye throwing position)
💅 PERFECT FOR:
Gift-giving (to your favorite unapologetic friend)
Car dashboard (road rage but make it cute)
Therapy sessions (when "and I took that personally" is your love language)
🚨 WARNING:
May cause sudden confidence (and unexplained smirking).
Not responsible for Frenchie-induced "zero regrets" life choices.
🛍️ READY TO EMBRACE THE TUDE?
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