🐼🖕Cute middle finger plush panda
🐼🖕Cute middle finger plush panda
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🐼🖕 "Bamboo-Zone Badass" – Middle Finger Plush Panda 🖕🐼
Who said pandas can't be petty? Meet your new spirit animal – a permanently sassy panda plush with a fixed middle finger paw, serving 24/7 attitude. Just pure, unapologetic "nice try, btch"* energy.
🔥 WHY IT'S ICONIC:
✔ "Soft But Permanent Mood" – Ultra-plush fabric with built-in middle paw (no switching to nice mode – commitment)
✔ Great For: Panda lovers, tired office warriors, and people who express rage through cute things
📦 INCLUDES:
4" squishmallow-level huggable panda (rage-squeeze tested)
Fixed middle paw (eternal disdain)
🎋 PERFECT FOR:
Gifts (tag it: "For When You’re Done Being the Bigger Person")
Zoom calls (non-verbal commentary device)
Self-defense (throw it at people who say "just relax!")
🚨 WARNING:
May cause sudden loss of patience for nonsense
Not responsible for new black-and-white worldview
🛍️ READY TO EMBRACE THE PANDEMONIUM?
#PandaSass #NoMoreMrNicePanda #BambooBacktalk
