🦝🖕Cute middle finger plush raccoon
🦝🖕Cute middle finger plush raccoon
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🦝🖕 "Trash Panda with Attitude" – Middle Finger Plush Raccoon Figure 🖕🦝
Meet the ultimate sassy forest bandit! This adorably rebellious plush raccoon comes with a secret weapon—a soft, velcro middle finger paw that lets you flip the switch between "cute" and "can't even" mode in seconds.
🔥 WHY IT’S A MUST-HAVE:
✔ "Soft But Savage" – Ultra-plush faux fur with hidden velcro middle finger (flip it up for silent protest)
✔ Great For: Raccoon lovers, petty moods, or passive-aggressive desk decor
📦 INCLUDES:
4" plush raccoon figure (perfect for squeezing out frustration)
💥 PERFECT FOR:
Prank gifts (wrap it in a real takeout bag for maximum confusion)
Car dashboard (road rage but make it whimsical)
Therapy sessions (when "I’m just a little guy" isn’t a strong enough defense)
🚨 WARNING:
May cause sudden confidence (and unexplained trash-picking urges)
Not responsible for coworkers asking "Why is your raccoon judging me?"
🛒 WANT SOME PETTY WITH YOUR PLUSH?
