Funny French Bulldog Crystal Ornament
Funny French Bulldog Crystal Ornament
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😂This hilarious 4-inch crystal resin statue features a sassy French Bulldog giving the world the perfect golden middle finger salute. Whether you're cursing Mondays, annoying coworkers, or just embracing your inner rebel, this cheeky pup has your back.
This life-sized 4-inch resin statue captures a mischievous Frenchie mid-pee, complete with realistic "stream" effect . Perfect for trolling neighbors, dog lovers, or anyone who appreciates unapologetic canine humor.
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🎁 BUNDLE DEAL (Because Chaos Loves Company)
Get BOTH statues and save 15% – because why choose between sass and public disturbance?
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Specs:
✔ Height: 4 inches (10 cm)
✔ Material: High-quality resin
